All my friends are dead - Sweatshirt

Spend enough time with Seneca, Hume and Nietzsche and your closest intellectual companions have all been dead for at least a century. It is a real social problem. Set on a crewneck sweatshirt built for long reading and longer arguments.

• Holds its shape: Ribbed cuffs and hem stay snug through the wash cycle, not just the first wear.
• Warm without the bulk: 50/50 cotton-polyester at 271 g/m², soft-brushed on the inside.
• Funnier the more you read: A joke that lands harder the deeper your reading list goes.

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