All my friends are dead - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Spend enough time with Seneca, Hume and Nietzsche and your closest intellectual companions have all been dead for at least a century. It is a real social problem. Printed on a 100% cotton classic tee that holds its shape instead of clinging to it.

• Solid cotton build: 100% cotton at 170-180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders that keep their shape.
• Funnier the more you read: A joke that lands harder the deeper your reading list goes.

Wear it to the seminar, the pub afterwards, and the argument that follows. Pick your size and wear the argument.