Aristotle and Plato with Basketballs - Premium Hoodie

Two thousand years of metaphysical rivalry, reduced to a pickup game. Plato points up, Aristotle points down, and somebody still has to call the foul. A cotton-faced premium pullover carries it, drawstrings and all.

• Order one size up: This pullover runs small — size up for the fit you actually want.
• Two jokes at once: Reads as sport from across the room and as philosophy up close.

The forms are undefeated, but Aristotle has the better jump shot. Hood up, notifications off, argument continued internally. Order a size up and make it your uniform.