Bourgeoisie - Embroidered - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Rendered in thread rather than print, so it reads as a tasteful monogram until somebody actually looks at the word.

• Solid cotton build: 100% cotton at 170-180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders that keep their shape.
• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Subversively tidy: Looks like preppy embroidery from three metres. It is not.

Dressed like the class. Not on its side. Wear it to the seminar, the pub afterwards, and the argument that follows. Pick your size and wear the argument.