Broccoli is a social construct - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Broccoli was bred out of wild cabbage by humans, for humans, according to human preferences. Technically this is one of the strongest constructivist cases available. It lands on a structured unisex tee with sharp edges and zero droop. It works under a jacket in October and on its own in July.

• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Absurd but arguable: The joke survives scrutiny, which is why people keep bringing it up at dinner.

Everything is constructed. Some of it is also a vegetable.