Broccoli is a social construct - Women’s T-shirt

Broccoli was bred out of wild cabbage by humans, for humans, according to human preferences. Technically this is one of the strongest constructivist cases available. Easy to wear all day, easy to wash, easy to keep reaching for.

• Finished properly: Taped neck and shoulders keep the seams flat against the skin.
• Soft ring-spun cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton at 153 g/m² — light enough for a warm room.
• Absurd but arguable: The joke survives scrutiny, which is why people keep bringing it up at dinner.

Everything is constructed. Some of it is also a vegetable.