Dinosaurs Didn't Read - Look What Happened To Them - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

A hundred and sixty million years of dominance, not one library. The asteroid was arguably a secondary factor.

• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Layers or stands alone: Sits clean under a flannel or on its own, sleeves ending where they should.
• Color range that works: Heather and gray variants blend in cotton-poly for a softer, lived-in finish.
• Reliably funny: The kind of line that gets photographed in bookshops and staff rooms.

Read something. The alternative has a poor track record.