Existential Christmas Club - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

The holidays supply everything dread needs: enforced reflection, relentless family comparison, and a calendar year visibly running out of days. Printed on a 100% cotton classic tee that holds its shape instead of clinging to it.

• Solid cotton build: 100% cotton at 170-180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders that keep their shape.
• Gift for the overthinker: Aimed squarely at the twenty-seventh of December, when the questions arrive.

Same club. Colder weather. Considerably more wine. Order it before December and look like you understand them.