Existential Crisis Club - Lifetime Member - Premium Hoodie

Membership is automatic, dues are paid in sleepless nights, and there is no resignation procedure. You were enrolled the first time you asked why. Built into a streetwear-weight hoodie made for October onwards.

• Finished with care: A self-fabric patch on the back and clean interior seams throughout.
• Genuinely soft: 100% cotton face over a 65/35 ring-spun cotton-poly blend.
• Instant recognition: The people who get it will find you, which is either the point or the problem.

Wear the card. The meetings are constant and held entirely in your head.