Existential Crisis Club - Lifetime Member - Women’s T-shirt

Membership is automatic, dues are paid in sleepless nights, and there is no resignation procedure. You were enrolled the first time you asked why. Easy to wear all day, easy to wash, easy to keep reaching for.

• Finished properly: Taped neck and shoulders keep the seams flat against the skin.
• Soft ring-spun cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton at 153 g/m² — light enough for a warm room.
• Instant recognition: The people who get it will find you, which is either the point or the problem.

Wear the card. The meetings are constant and held entirely in your head.