Freudian Slip - Premium Hoodie

Freud argued that the tongue betrays what the mind is suppressing. Every awkward thing you have said at work was, on this account, technically the truth. The hoodie underneath is the soft, heavy kind you end up living in.

• Proper details: Front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings and a 3-panel hood.
• Order one size up: This pullover runs small — size up for the fit you actually want.
• Reliable psychology joke: The standard-bearer of psychoanalytic humor, done properly.

You did not misspeak. You confessed. Pick one size larger and disappear into it.