Hello my name is shareholder value - Premium Hoodie

Styled as a name badge, worn by the abstraction that makes every real decision in the building while nobody admits it is in the room. A cotton-faced premium pullover carries it, drawstrings and all.

• Order one size up: This pullover runs small — size up for the fit you actually want.
• Finished with care: A self-fabric patch on the back and clean interior seams throughout.
• Perfect office satire: Name-badge format makes it genuinely wearable to the meeting it mocks.

Introduce yourself honestly for once. Order a size up and make it your uniform.