Hello my name is shareholder value - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Styled as a name badge, worn by the abstraction that makes every real decision in the building while nobody admits it is in the room. Printed on a 100% cotton classic tee that holds its shape instead of clinging to it.

• Solid cotton build: 100% cotton at 170-180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders that keep their shape.
• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Perfect office satire: Name-badge format makes it genuinely wearable to the meeting it mocks.

Introduce yourself honestly for once.