I did my own research - Sweatshirt

Six words that have done extraordinary damage to public reasoning. Worn here with the irony dial turned all the way up.

• Unisex regular fit: Sits clean over a tee and slides under a jacket without bunching.
• Everyday weight: Substantial enough for a cold lecture hall, light enough to keep on indoors.
• Deliberately ambiguous: Works as a sincere epistemology flex or as pure mockery, depending on the room.

Research is a method, not a personality. The obvious layer for autumn seminars and unheated seminar rooms. Choose a size and get comfortable being right.