I read Plato to argue online - Sweatshirt

Plato recorded the Socratic method so that reasoned dialogue might survive. It now runs mostly in reply threads at one in the morning.

• Holds its shape: Ribbed cuffs and hem stay snug through the wash cycle, not just the first wear.
• Warm without the bulk: 50/50 cotton-polyester at 271 g/m², soft-brushed on the inside.
• Unisex regular fit: Sits clean over a tee and slides under a jacket without bunching.
• Uncomfortably relatable: Anyone who has cited the Republic in a comment section knows the shame.

Socrates had the agora. You have notifications.