Kafka Bug: I woke up like this - Premium Hoodie

Gregor woke from uneasy dreams transformed into something monstrous, and his first concern was being late for work. Nothing about that has aged.

• Genuinely soft: 100% cotton face over a 65/35 ring-spun cotton-poly blend.
• Proper details: Front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings and a 3-panel hood.
• Literary meme done well: Requires the novella and the song, which narrows the audience delightfully.

Flawless. Also structurally an insect. The one that gets worn from October until something forces you to wash it. Size up, zip out, think hard.