Kafka Bug: I woke up like this - Sweatshirt

Gregor woke from uneasy dreams transformed into something monstrous, and his first concern was being late for work. Nothing about that has aged. A brushed-interior crewneck makes this the one you reach for by default.

• Everyday weight: Substantial enough for a cold lecture hall, light enough to keep on indoors.
• Holds its shape: Ribbed cuffs and hem stay snug through the wash cycle, not just the first wear.
• Literary meme done well: Requires the novella and the song, which narrows the audience delightfully.

Flawless. Also structurally an insect.