Kafka Bug: I woke up like this - Women’s T-shirt

Gregor woke from uneasy dreams transformed into something monstrous, and his first concern was being late for work. Nothing about that has aged.

• Finished properly: Taped neck and shoulders keep the seams flat against the skin.
• Soft ring-spun cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton at 153 g/m² — light enough for a warm room.
• Shape that holds: Side-seamed construction and a narrow rib collar that resists stretching out.
• Literary meme done well: Requires the novella and the song, which narrows the audience delightfully.

Flawless. Also structurally an insect.