Kant touch this - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

The single most reliable pun in the discipline, and it never stops working. Kant would have hated it, which improves it considerably. It lands on a structured unisex tee with sharp edges and zero droop.

• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Layers or stands alone: Sits clean under a flannel or on its own, sleeves ending where they should.
• Guaranteed groan: Half the room laughs, the other half sighs, everyone remembers it.

Treat this design as an end in itself. Never merely as a means.