Kant touch this - Women’s T-shirt

The single most reliable pun in the discipline, and it never stops working. Kant would have hated it, which improves it considerably.

• Shape that holds: Side-seamed construction and a narrow rib collar that resists stretching out.
• Easy to layer: Thin enough to wear under a blazer, opaque enough to wear alone.
• Guaranteed groan: Half the room laughs, the other half sighs, everyone remembers it.

Treat this design as an end in itself. Never merely as a means. Works under a blazer, over a vest, or entirely on its own. Pick a size and let it speak first.