Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie

Last Christmas I gave you Descartes, and the very next day you doubted its existence. This year, something a little less epistemically fragile. Built into a streetwear-weight hoodie made for October onwards. Doubles as a coat between September and November, honestly.

• Finished with care: A self-fabric patch on the back and clean interior seams throughout.
• Genuinely soft: 100% cotton face over a 65/35 ring-spun cotton-poly blend.
• Guaranteed earworm gift: Nobody reads this silently, and nobody forgives you for it either.

Cogito, ergo I am regifting.