Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Last Christmas I gave you Descartes, and the very next day you doubted its existence. This year, something a little less epistemically fragile. It lands on a structured unisex tee with sharp edges and zero droop.

• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Guaranteed earworm gift: Nobody reads this silently, and nobody forgives you for it either.

Cogito, ergo I am regifting. It works under a jacket in October and on its own in July. Order it before December and look like you understand them.