Marx - All I Want For Christmas Is The Means Of Production - Premium Hoodie

Mariah wanted one thing. Karl Marx wanted the means of production, which is considerably harder to wrap and impossible to return in January. A cotton-faced premium pullover carries it, drawstrings and all.

• Order one size up: This pullover runs small — size up for the fit you actually want.
• A gift that gets worn: The rare joke present that survives past Boxing Day and into February.

Skip the socks. Give them the factory. Hood up, notifications off, argument continued internally. Order it before December and look like you understand them.