Marx: I'm dreaming of a red Christmas - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

One adjective changed and the entire property relation of Christmas goes with it. The tune stays exactly where Crosby left it. It lands on a structured unisex tee with sharp edges and zero droop.

• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Instant gift recognition: The kind of present that gets held up and shown around the room.

Dreaming red, and organizing about it. It works under a jacket in October and on its own in July. Wrap it. They will get the joke before the paper is off.