ProcrastiNATION - Sweatshirt

Population: everyone with a deadline. National motto: tomorrow, definitely. The founding documents remain unfinished and always will.

• Everyday weight: Substantial enough for a cold lecture hall, light enough to keep on indoors.
• Holds its shape: Ribbed cuffs and hem stay snug through the wash cycle, not just the first wear.
• Warm without the bulk: 50/50 cotton-polyester at 271 g/m², soft-brushed on the inside.
• Uncomfortably accurate: Bought most often by people who have been meaning to buy it for weeks.

Citizenship is automatic. Paperwork can wait.