Schopenhauer - I Had Fun Once - It Sucked - Premium Hoodie

The philosopher who considered existence a mistake, summarized with the emotional range of a man who has just been invited to a party. A cotton-faced premium pullover carries it, drawstrings and all.

• Order one size up: This pullover runs small — size up for the fit you actually want.
• Perfectly deadpan: Delivers the whole of philosophical pessimism without a single footnote.

Life swings between pain and boredom. This at least looks good doing it. Hood up, notifications off, argument continued internally. Order a size up and make it your uniform.