Schopenhauer - I Had Fun Once - It Sucked - Women’s T-shirt

The philosopher who considered existence a mistake, summarized with the emotional range of a man who has just been invited to a party. Cut as a semi-fitted women’s tee that skims rather than squeezes.

• Soft ring-spun cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton at 153 g/m² — light enough for a warm room.
• Shape that holds: Side-seamed construction and a narrow rib collar that resists stretching out.
• Perfectly deadpan: Delivers the whole of philosophical pessimism without a single footnote.

Life swings between pain and boredom. This at least looks good doing it.