The invisible hand touched me in a bad place - Sweatshirt

Smith used the invisible hand exactly three times across his entire body of work. Two centuries of economists have used it rather more, and here we are. It comes on a mid-weight crewneck that runs warm without turning into a duvet.

• Warm without the bulk: 50/50 cotton-polyester at 271 g/m², soft-brushed on the inside.
• Unisex regular fit: Sits clean over a tee and slides under a jacket without bunching.
• Genuinely rude economics: Crass enough to be funny, accurate enough to be a real critique.

The market corrects itself. It just does not ask first.