This is my dogmatic slumber shirt - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Before Hume interrupted him, Kant was resting comfortably in unexamined assumptions. This tee is a small act of solidarity with that phase.

• Layers or stands alone: Sits clean under a flannel or on its own, sleeves ending where they should.
• Color range that works: Heather and gray variants blend in cotton-poly for a softer, lived-in finish.
• Solid cotton build: 100% cotton at 170-180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders that keep their shape.
• Peak philosophy in-joke: Only Kant readers get it, and they get it instantly.

Do not wake me. Hume can wait.